2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views

pathan to shopkeeper

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife

"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added

Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus train or ladki ek jesi hoti Ha

Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai

Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale
Aate hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wishes

Once there were 3 people
Boss,officer & clerk going 4 a Lunch They met with a Jin
Jin said: im here 2 fulfil 3 wishes of a person but u r 3 peoples
So i’ll fulfil 1 wish 4 each
Clerk quickly said: send me 2 USA with a lot money.puff clerk disapears
Officer said: send me 2 Paris with a lot of money.puff officer disapear
Jin said 2 Boss what’s ur wish he said
“I want these 2 idiots back at office after lunch at 2:00pm”
Moral: Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st..

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)