khyal rakhna

beta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya

by Atiq Rao (few years ago!) / 584 views
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