Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Punjabi:koi maal dikhao
Pathan:ye 3 larka hy
Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha?
Pathan: Gun nikal kO beghairat tum zina karege:-)
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