Family tradition
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my
father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny:
"She's a woman..."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 919 views
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