Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my
father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny:
"She's a woman..."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 939 views

jab aap chashma utaarte

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.

Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise karein”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon parr rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)