Student
Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 886 views
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