Tm hi ghar ko janat bana sakti ho
Husband :ab tm hi aik wahid ho jo is ghar ko janat bana sakti ho,
wife khush hote howe: wo kaise?
Husband:apne maiky ja kar
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 898 views
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