golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q golu -aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Happily marriage

How do you express two words,with exactly the
opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any
guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’

Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”

Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??

Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??

Santa : 3 mahine baad.

Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??

Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

. A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd

Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!

Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)