Principal: Agar koi ladka
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se
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Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri
3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,
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Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q
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