Principal: Agar koi ladka
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
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