Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they
Ensana mehnat kare tu jo chahe ban sakta hai

Aik larka bola: Magar mere abbo kehte hain ke Tum laakh koshish kar lo woh naheen ban sakte jo banna chahte ho

Teacher ne poocha? Tum kia banna chahte ho?

Larke ne jawab diya: ” Lady Doctor “……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1145 views

umer zaida hai

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
.
.
.
.
Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
.
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
 bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo 
beta Dadi sey 
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho 
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

what is the difference

what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Choice

GIRL to BOY
.
Ek taraf Paisa hai
Ek taraf Dimag
.
Kia lo gay? .
BOY: Paisa
.
GIRL: Galat… agr ma hoti tou
Dimag leti.
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BOY: Jis k pas jo nahi ha ,
wo
wohi leta ha =D

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Sheikh asked a Parrot:

Sheikh asked a Parrot:

“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

Parrot said:

“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)