Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they

Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they
Ensana mehnat kare tu jo chahe ban sakta hai

Aik larka bola: Magar mere abbo kehte hain ke Tum laakh koshish kar lo woh naheen ban sakte jo banna chahte ho

Teacher ne poocha? Tum kia banna chahte ho?

Larke ne jawab diya: ” Lady Doctor “……

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