Choice
GIRL to BOY
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Ek taraf Paisa hai
Ek taraf Dimag
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Kia lo gay? .
BOY: Paisa
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GIRL: Galat… agr ma hoti tou
Dimag leti.
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BOY: Jis k pas jo nahi ha ,
wo
wohi leta ha =D
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 780 views
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