Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 487 views

Do you eat fish?

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

it has been shown

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

A sardar prays

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya

doke dukhi pjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...................

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:

aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?

Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sir meri wife kho gai hai

Husband: sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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Husband: ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau, kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)