Boy:what is that u keep

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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