Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?

Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?
Funny Circuit: Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Man,
but Maa Kasam I Dont Know Who Is Jayanti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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