Suicide
Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1061 views
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