Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views

Maa mein KBC se bol raha

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai

Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.

Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hamari tumhari dosti

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Hoshyaar bander

Aik dafa aik topian bechne wala darakht ke neche so raha tha ke wahan pr bandron us ki sari topian le kr dal len jab wo utha to daikh preshan ho gya
phr use yaad aya ke us ke dada kehte the bander nakal utarte hain
yeh soch ker us ne apni topi phainkdi
jo topi us ne phainki thi wo aik bander ne utha li or kaha hamare dada ne bhi hamain bataya tha

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

bivi pe hakoomat

bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Teacher Ne Bachho Ko

Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Usnke Ek Sawal Puhca.

Teacher: “Batao Bacho Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam Books Mein”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”

Pappu: “Unko Kholte Hi Neend Aane Lag Jati Hai“

by Saif5476 (few years ago!)