Santa - mere frnd ne chupke se mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya..
Banta - phir kya hua..?

Santa - bewkoof aj tak apni hi behan ko romntic msg bhej raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1013 views

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aadmi Shaadi Kyun Karta Hain?”

Baba Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyara Sa Jawab Diya

Baba Ji: “Taki Wo Marne Ke Baad Agar Swarg Jaye To Achha Feel Kare, Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Ghar Jaisa Feel Kare“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaadi ke baad tumhaari

Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?

Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;

khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN: cycle ki. G Ö Khöcha!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
"Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.

M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)