mazloom

Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 847 views
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