Ek sardar

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein

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