Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.

Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

A donkey kicked a Sardar

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy

Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said

"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

karachi ki haalat

Karachi k Halaat To Ab Aise Ho
Gae Hen.
“DOST”
50 Rupe ki Goli
10 Rupe ki Bori
05 Rupe ki Dori
65 Rupe ma Banda
Pack
Yani
Pepsi
or
Banda
1 Hi Qeemt Me-”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher . usne suicide ker li.

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl in Burkha

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai….lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)