Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.

Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 542 views

Class ko der kyu pahunche?

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bacho kasam lo

Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.

Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Raat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)