Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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