Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1204 views

Ek Indian Father Apne Beti Ke

Ek Indian Father Apne Beti Ke Shadi Ka Rishta Lekar Ladke Waalon Ke Ghar Gaya, Aur poocha Ladka Kya Karta Hai,Ladke Ke Father Ne Kaha Ladka IT Company Main Kaam Karta Hai.Ladki Ke Father Ne Poccha Software Engineer hai Kya. Funny Ladke Ke Father Ne Kaha, Nahi Wo To wahan Peon Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I always see spots

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient:

Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1990 American Bank Nay

1990 American Bank Nay"Bill Gates"Ko 2 Lack$ Ka Loan Reject Kiya Tha
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... 2001 Main"Bill Gates"Nay Us Bank Ko Khareed Liya..
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10th Feb 2012 Ko"Ufone"Walon Nay Mera Loan Reject Kiya 20Rupees Ka..
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You Just Wait&Watch
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Na Na Maafi Da Sawal Hi Ni Paida Honda... ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Role Reversal

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.

She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives!

She approached one of the women for an explanation: "What enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?"

"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)