Pathan
Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne
Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1247 views
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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
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18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes
yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nayi Aayi Dulhan Ko Saas Apne Pass Bitha Ke Samjha Rahi Thhi.
Saas: “Beti Ab Tum Mujhe Apni Maa Or Apne Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhna”
Tabhi Darwaje Par Ghanti Baji, Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Pati Aaya Tha.
Saas: “Kon Aaya Hai Beti?”
Bahu: “Maan, Bhaiya Office Se Aaye Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha
bhae ye konsa janwar hai
tota bola: pathan hai saala
by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Teacher student se:"Table pe ink kis ne grai
hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho
ge.. ??
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Studnet:
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“Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai
hai..:p :O :D:D
Student Rocks ... Teacher shocks..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)