boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture
of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:” Yeh post office hai
police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai…:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beggar and software developer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.

Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tiger ne sardar ko zoo mein

tiger ne sardar ko zoo mein maar dya..
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to aik admi ne tiger se pooocha: tum ne sardar he ko q mara
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to tiger ne reply kya: itni der se meri tarf boli ja rha tha.....
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"ini waddi bili, ini waddi bili

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)