A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 798 views

Ravan dance club me jata hai

Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?

Kiyun ki entry fees thi: Per-Head Rs 500/-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Date of birth

Sardar se kisi ne pocha k aqal bari hai ya pher ye bhainse.
Sardar thori dair sochne k bad hum ko pagal mat banao pehlay in donon ka date of birth btao.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

I LOVE U Ka Kia Matlab Ha

BaCha:
I LOVE U Ka Kia
Matlab Ha

Teacher:Me Tum Se Pyar Karty Hon

BaCha:Miss Me ne To Matlab Poocha Tha Ap To Free Ho Gai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”

pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)