jab jab humein pyaas lagti he
jab jab humein pyaas lagti he,
unke aane ki aas lagti he,
unki dewangi main hum ho gay itne dewane,
k har larki ki maan apni saas lagti he!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 964 views
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Bcoz
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