Pathan
Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
Pathan Ghuse Mein thje kaise pata chal jata hai
ke mein pathan hon,
Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi
"MICROWAVE" hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1110 views
Similar Jokes
Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?
Pathan soch main Gumm...
After some time, Pathan Answered:
John Cena!!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudva Sakte Ho?”
Doctor Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Haan Haan Bhai, Kyu Nahi”
Santa: “To Jaldi Se Chale Na, Police Ne Meri 20 Bottle Pakdi Hai Please Chhudva Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Indian Kiraedaar Ne Makaan malik Se Kaha, Bhai Sahab Aapne Mujhe Makan Kirae Per Diya Usme Chuhe Kood Rahe Hain, makaan Malik Ne Kaha Itne Kam Kirae Main Kya Aap Ghodo Ki Race Dekenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?
2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add Banaya.
.
.
.
.
Sheher Se Ayen Ya Pind Se.
.
.
.
.
.
Humen Humdardi Hy Sirf Apki
Tind Se;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
.
.
.
.
Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
Badal Jate Hain…!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ne aik kawwa (crow) paala. Wo bht mulaayim (soft) tha.
Batao Sardar ne uska naam kia rakha hoga?
?
?
Socho?
?
Microsoft..
(My crow soft)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Techr-USNe KHuD KHuSHi KarLi.
uSSe KHuD KHuSHi KarNi PaDi
DiFFernCe BaTao?
GOLU-PeHLe WaLa PaDha LiKHa BeRoZGar Tha.
Doosra shadi Shuda Tha..
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)