Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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