Anti Misba: Beta batao "SUCCESFUL" main kitne
"C" aate hai?

Boy: Anti aap Ehtiyatan 3 dafa "C" laga lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1135 views

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor I Swallowed A Pillow

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

Doctor: How do you feel?

Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shak

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A study has prove

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

“DON’T STOP”

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

“STOP”

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

“DON’T STOP”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)