Two Frogs Sitting Together
Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog: Trrrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st
Frog:Trrrr 2nd Frog:Trrrr 1st Frog: Taratrrr 2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Class Teacher Ne Students Ko
"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Pe 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha
Thori Der Bad 1 Student Ne Uth Kr Pucha:
Sir'Kanjar' Ko English Me Kya Kehte Hain? :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Man Receives A Phone Call 4rm His Doctor
The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News Nd Some Bad News
The Man Says, “Ok, Give Me The Good News First
The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is
U Have 24 Hours To Live
The Man Replies, “Oh No! If That’s The Good News
Then What’s The Bad News?
The Doctor Says, “The Bad News Iz
I 4rgot To Call U Yesterday.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kismat Azma chuka hon.. Naseeb
Azma Raha
Hon ;(
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Ek Ladki patane ke Khatir
FACEBOOK Ka PAGE
chala raha hon ;D;D .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Raza: 13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala
dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The girl asked the baby fly,’main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
Maa bulati hai?’
The fly replied,’kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)