A Man Receives A Phone Call 4rm His Doctor
The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News Nd Some Bad News
The Man Says, “Ok, Give Me The Good News First
The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is
U Have 24 Hours To Live
The Man Replies, “Oh No! If That’s The Good News
Then What’s The Bad News?
The Doctor Says, “The Bad News Iz
I 4rgot To Call U Yesterday.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 978 views

Attending a boring lecture

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mera basta ve le jaen

Sardar k ghar chor aa gaya sardar k bete ki ankh khul gai.
Beta aahista se chor se bola;mera busta v le k jaen nai te mein khap pa deni aa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Mulaazim

Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao.
nokar ne kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunacha woh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye. ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao. is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakana nahi aata. in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya. phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo. who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta. muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Writes An Essay On Father - Funny-jokes

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Student: Sir my father said

Student: Sir my father said that he will give you a gift of hen.

(Teacher was so happy to hear that) (After 1 week , he asked the student)

Teacher: where is your father”s gift of a hen.
Student: sir hen is quite right now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)