SRDAR sali Se Meri dhoti utha k Neeche Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hai

Sali Dekh kr
O teri khair howay, undrwear te Paya hi nai

SRDAR:
April Fool April Fool..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 538 views

chapal

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Girl 2 Sheikh

Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko

dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho

Aik kutta doosray se: Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan rox teacher shok

Teacher to Pathan: What is Internet Explorer ??
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Pathan replied: It is a software which helps us to download Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome after reinstalling windows....:P :D

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Thandi aah bhar ka bola

wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)