Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1
Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!
Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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