Papa Ghar Par Hai?
Postman Doorbell Bajata Hai.
Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass
Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla.
Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?”
Bachha: “Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga“
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