Nana patekar : jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega.galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views

Beemariyan With Songs

Beemariyan With Songs:
1. Jiya Jalay Jaan Jalay = FEVER.
2. Tarap Tarap K Iss Dil Say Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK ..
3. Beri Jalayilay Jigar Say Piya Jigar Main Bari Aag Ha = ACIDITY .
4. Aankho Ki Gustakhyan Maaf Hon. MOTIYA .
5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
8. Jhalak Dikhlaja 1 Baar Aja Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaaaaaaaajaaa = QABZ. :D :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Masjid se churai huwi chapal

Technology kitni bi bari hojae





masjid se churai huwi chapal google ka baap bi nai dhondh sakta.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A Kid calls the Help Desk

A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ultimate answer

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?


Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t tell me where..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5 Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure Hota Hy,

Kya?

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SOCHO,

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Yehi K,

YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon Bolega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)