Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
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Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
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