“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views

Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?

Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?

Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min

Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete

Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.

by Raju (few years ago!)

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

k liy Dua mangta raha

1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Arz Kiya Hai

Arz Kiya Hai: Ikhtiyaar E Tarannum Se
Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena!
(Wah,Wah,Wah)
Jab Iska Matlab Samajh Mein Aa Jai To
Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)