Jo Ander Aane K Liye
Teacher:Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga
Eng Child: May I Come In?
Urdu Child: Mai Andr A Skta Ho?
Memon: Achivina
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1205 views
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