Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 873 views
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2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..
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