A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1105 views

Santa bus main ja rha tha

Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se
puchh le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar was given the job

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,
he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.

Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?

Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just L

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just Lost My Wig. Police Officer: Certainly, Maam, Well Comb The Area.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aakhir Ap Hi Ka Beta He

Ek Admi Apne Bete K Liye Aisa Robot Laya Jo Jhoot Bolne Per THAPPAR Marta Tha,,,

Beta : Papa Aj Me School Nahi Jaun Ga,

Mere Pait Me Dard Hai.

(pataakh)

Baap: Dekha! Tu Ne Jhoot Bola Is Liye Tujhe Saza Miili, Me Jab Tery Jitna Tha

To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.

(pataakh)

Wife Hansty Huye: Aakhir Ap Hi Ka […]

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)