Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1208 views
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