Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho

Ladki: Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan
Nhi Hai Kya......
Ladka: Hai, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu...... Ladki:
Matlab?? Ladka: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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