Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.

Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

An Organization That Makes Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Medical student ne ek ladki ko

Medical student ne ek ladki ko khoone se likha LOVE letter de Kar kaha mejhe iska jawab chahiye....
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Agle din ladki:Bhaiya you blood group is B positive

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yar iska matlab kya hota hai,

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek operation ke baad

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?'

Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to chitrgupt hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)