Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Beti : Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Papa : Besaram,Kya Keh Rahi He ?
Beti : Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
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BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
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Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob
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Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis
Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne
Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
Bich Mein Us Ladki Ki Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha.
Le In Mein Se Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad
Nahi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Engineering student ne ek book likhi 300 pages ki “3-mistakes of my life part-2?
1-Physics
2-Chemistry
3-Math
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Moral “beware of engineering”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai
Naye timings ye hon ge:
Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
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Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar,Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko Pehchaan Nahi Pa Raha Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Wah Wah..Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)