Boy : Jan-e-man!
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl :
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Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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