1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya
1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya
Or Zor Zor Se DUA Mangne Laga
Ya Allah
Mere Saray Gunah Maaf Karday
Warna Mera
2 Lac Wapas Kar De
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