Be sure you go....

Be sure that you go straight home.
I can't; I live just round the corner!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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or khud kam khate pr ab aesa q nahi?

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Husband: Q k ab tumhe
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