Be sure you go....

Be sure that you go straight home.
I can't; I live just round the corner!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 797 views
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Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Anil Ambani was sufferring from

Anil Ambani was sufferring from loose-motions.
He went to a doctor.

Dr asked him:Whats your problem?
Ambani:Unlimited free out going with variety of ring tones..............

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak kanjos

ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la
kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse
gaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare

Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
Banta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…



Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki or usey khat likha key aap zehmat ker key aaj raat ka khana hamarey sath khayein or jo rookhi sookhi hazir hey, qabool farmayein.

Mehmaan samjha key mezbaan inkesaar sey kaam ley raha hey laikin jab wahan pohancha to waqai dastarkhwaan per rookhi sookhi roti or baasi daal pari thee.

Marta kia na kerta, mehmaan khaney beth gaya. Itney mein bahar ek faqeer ney awaz lagai. Kanjoos ney usey daant diya. Us ney phir awaz di to kanjoos ney kaha, “bhaag jao warna tumhara sar tor doon ga”

Mehmaan ney jaldi sey kaha, “Faqeer bhai, chaley jao, aadmi apni baat ka pakka hey, sach much tumhara sar tor dey ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ki wife romantic mood main

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli “kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni. Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
women

Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Tum 1baar me kitne

Pappu: Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
PAHALWAN: kamse kam 10
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Pappu: bas,
Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
mere padosi ka bachcha gum gaya

Santa:-mere padosi ka bachcha gum gaya.

Banta :- achcha to tumne kya kiya?

Santa:-maine unse kaha ki google per search kar lo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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