The best Shair
The best shair written on A rickshaw!
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…
Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 527 views
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Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
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"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)
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Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai.
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Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
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Sardar and Home Joke
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A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)