Nojawan larki ney phone per sirf 20 min baat
Nojawan larki ney phone per sirf 20 min baat ker key phone rakha. Us ka baap bara khush hua kyunkey larki kabhi ek ghantey sey kam baat nahi kerti thee.
Us ney beti ko is tabdeeli pe mubarakbaad di or kaha, “Kia saheli sey baat ho rahee thee?”
Larki ney jawab diya, “Ji nahi, wrong number mil gaya tha”
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