Pthan Ka Naap
Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia
.
Koi kehta mairi shalwar
Koi kehta mairi Qamees
.
1 Pathan bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho?
Pathan: Hamara Naap le gia
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 820 views
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