Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Gujarati : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views

Problem With Women

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in pizza hut

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai Admision Ho Gya

KAISE? Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wat's ur Dad name

Man- Wat's ur Dad name
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)