2 Admi Motor Cycle Par
2 Admi Motor Cycle Par
Pankha Ly Kar Ja Rahe They ,
Ek Sardar Ne Dekh Liya Or
500 Ki Texi Karwai Or
Un Ke Pichey Lag Gya,
Kuch Fasle Par Un Ko Roka
Or Donon Ko 1,1 Lagai Or Bola,
Bijli Agy Nai Labdi
Tusi Sakootaran Te Vi Pakhey Laey Hoay Ney!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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"Don't what?", Adam replied.
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"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
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