Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 777 views

ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath

ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye

Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.

Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.

Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Aadmi: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”

Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration
Card Hai”

Aadmi: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai
All Cards Are Accepted.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

attendence

She came in my life in
school..

I kept ignoring her..

She smiled, but I kept quiet..

She began to speak, but I din't listen..

I was not intrsted at dat time

&

When she began 2 leave,

I knew i needed her..

I started runing behind her, requesting.....

"MAM Attendance"

MAM Plz

Plz MAM.

Pehle se hi short Hai :D ;)

by dracula (few years ago!)

Pathan

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)